Welcome to "Rants from a Peach"

I'm such a hypocrite. Just back in the fall I remember myself bashing a friend of mine about her Blog. I was like "What is a blog anyways... It's just your way of getting attention and writing lies about your life to make it sound more exciting than it actually is!" Well here I am trying to get attention and writing lies about myself to make my life seem more exciting than it actually is.

First things first... (Is ASS CRACK the new CLEAVAGE?)

What's up with the pants on the kids now a days? Was there a memo sent out that said Ass Crack is Cool? They spend more of their day hiking those things up than they do trying to score 12 dollar packs of butts from the local convenience store. And now they decided that baggy isn't cool anymore so they went to 80's tight? They are all are about 30 lbs over their fighting weight, with muffin top spilling everywhere.

What are these jeans called... Levis - narrow leg, saggy ass cracks? maybe 5 - 0 - TERRIBLE? Let's just hope that they don't go Hammer Pants next...

Secondly... (An Oldie but a Goodie)

If Superman and the Flash ran a race, who would win? See I'm thinking that Supe is the fastest thing around. Sure running is not his thing but shit he was able to go around the world so quickly that he made time go backwards! Seriously let's see old Flash try to get up to that speed. I don't think so. I know what you're going to say... But Superman has all the other wicked super powers and Flash is just about the speed... To hell with you. Supe is from the planet of Krypton and Flash is a scientist who spilt something on himself (maybe that's the spider guy?, whateva)

I don't think that Supe would lose a race to a scientist, do you?